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Okay, this one requires some background. I left a pile of clean laundry on the chair and when I came home, Dino was wearing my underwear. It was completely wrapped around him and I have no idea how he did this. Unless he had some help....
"Where were you Vinny?? I told you she would be home soon. I can't get these things off myself!"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Millie, do you know what he's talking about?"